Another day before the exams....

This stuff usually happens a day before the exam, and mostly outside the library........when people see each other coming to the library once in a lifetime(read the time b/w exams). Most of us come to the library just to delude themselves into thinking that they actually studied something spending n hours in the library.

So, after an hour or so spending in the library staring at the same page all the time, one thinks its time for a break..........so we get out to go to our lovely NESCAFE..........en route, we meet someone has actually studied something,...........here's how the conversation spans out.

(Nonchalance Personified meets The Condescending Topper)

Nonchalance Personified: Aur yaar tune to sab kuch padh liya hoga??(thinking) this idiot will now try to act modest

The Condescending Topper: Kaha yaar , maine to abhi tak shuru bhi nahi kiya.....(thinking) now he'll ask me to teach him once I am finished


Nonchalance Personified: (thinking) Yeah right!! shuru bhi nahi kiya......what was he doing all that time in the library?? laying eggs?
Thik hai yaar, tum log bade log ho, shuru karoge and before we know it , you will be finished with the course.....

The Condescending Topper: Kaha yaar, mera to dimag kharab ho gaya hai padh padh k..Nonchalance Personified:(thinking) Lekin fir bhi padhna band nahi karenge hum....idiot
Haan yaar pak to main bhi gaya hoon.......(the conversation gets lost into blaming  the profs and the education system).......(after coming back to reality)Hey , what was the syllabus again??

The Condescending Topper:(thinking) its the 100th time that he's asked me for the syllabus......paper main syllabus nahi aayega likhne la*** , ah well on a brighter side at least he didnt ask me to teach him
Oh, that, ah yes the first 7 chapters....

Nonchalance Personified: Whoaa.... thats a lot dude.......could you help with me with the last 2 chapters??(thinking): Like I dont know the answer to that already

The Condescending Topper:(thinking) and here I thought I was spared....Yeah sure why not.

Nonchalance Personified: Thanx dude....cya later.

The Condescending Topper:Bye!!